911: what’s your emergency?


me: OMG FOOTBALL!RACHEL I CAN’T DRAW IT BECAUSE IVE A LOT TO DO BUT I WANNA DO IT AND 


911: please, calm down. 


me: THIS ISN’T HELPFUL. WHO ARE YOU FINN HUDSON? FUCK YOU!


911: JUST CALM DOWN REPEAT SLOWLY 


me: 


911: I can’t understand!


me: 


911: what …


me: 
FOOTBALL!RACHEL AND CHEERIO!QUINN


911: *hung up*


me: hello?

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