it’s a beard the new marriage ring for a lesbian couple?
In case I’ll buy one for my future girlfriend.

- Baby, I just love you so much that I want give you something so special.
- OH SWEETHEART A BEARD! OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM, IT’S LIKE MY EX BOYFRIEND OR MY BEST FRIEND.OH I bought you the same!
- Oh baby you didn’t!!!
- I did!
- oh god, kiss me. I love you!
- Now, read the description, what does it say?
- “dating your new beard some times, then being outed the same day. That’s great!
- True love, baby. 

I’m terrible. I know. Sorry.

3 months ago · 10 notes